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IT'S ME - HMBB

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KWAN JENG BOH aka HMBB 11th November 1987
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Friday, July 31, 2009
1:43 AM
haiz happy haiz happy haiz happy (long post but pls spend some time to read it...)

the title explains my feelings now... mixed feelings, both disappointed and happy... disappointed at singaporean... happy cos i did something good...

jus now while waiting for 292 at tampines interchange to go home... i spotted 1 old man walking around the bus touching here and there... the bus driver alight but he was an indian so he asked help from another chinese bus driver... the chinese bus driver also never help much, he jus told the old man that the bus no more already and he walk away... so the old man walk away from my sight... i was thinking should i go and help the old man... i should hav help that old man but that old man dunno walk to where liao... abit regretted

awhile later, the old man suddenly u-turn and walk back... aimlessly, he walk straight den when he was right in front of me, i spoke to him with my brokern hokkien asking him where he going... he told me punggol and i am like wtf... punggol and u are at tampines interchange... he was looking for bus no. 3 but the berth he was at was like so far from bus no.3 lah.... die lah... luckily my instinct told me to ask him whether he got any number for me to call or not... god bless lah, behind his ez-link got 1 whole list of number for me to call...

i called the 1st name and a lady picked up... she sound worried and the old man was her fahter-in-law lah... so i told her we are at tampines interchange and whether she wan to pick him up or not... knn, she like damn reluctant lah... den she suggested me to bring his father-in-law to take cab home and behind the name list got his address... she will wait at the house downstairs... sibei heng lah...

so i bring the old man to tampines mall to take cab lah... i think he got lao ren chi dai bah... while walking, i talk to him with my broken hokkien but ok lah, he can understand... he also got ask for me surname... LOL... reach the cab liao, give the driver his address and called the lady... the lady got ask me whether the old man ok or not and whether he approach me or i approach him... LAME... so HAPPY i did something good... WOOOO!!!

here comes the disappointed part... i missed my last bus so i walk home lah... den reach home liao told my gf wat happened den i decided to like sms the lady whether the old man with her or not... NBCB, the lady dun wan reply me... nvm, i waited like 15mins den i call her... KNN, she dun wan pick up lah... till now, i am still worried about the well-being of the old man... i dunno the taxi driver got play punked or not... kidnap the old man or wat... knn... the lady also very wat... i not asking u for reward... i jus wan to know the old man safe or not... damn disappointed lah... till now still no reply at all... dunno whether should i sms tmr morning or not...

HAIZZZZ, sumtimes ar, human really knn de...

P.S i know this entry quite long but spend time to read it lah... especially CHENGDOL everytime browse through only...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009
10:36 PM
injured injured injured

damn, jus finish my street soccer and my left calf was injured... my left calf was already injured like 1 or 2 weeks back and now it is more serious... die lah, sunday got match... wanted to jog everyday till saturday but now like cant jog... fucking pain now...

15 pages of report... here i comeeee........... SQM fuck off lah...

1:05 AM
commando commando commando

lol, think i can say bye bye to commando liao... early morning go there waste time nia... at the beginning, declare my mild loss of hearing and sweaty palms to the mo but the mo neber say anything... lan lan need to do those assessment exercise... den the interview i tio fuck... the interviewer say how come they ask me come for assessment... as if i know y sia... he say scare go to aircraft den the pressure harm my ears more... sweaty palms cant hold weapon... lol

lunch also eat at there but the food fucked up... meet up with ming dao aka dang ou aka kian beng inside the camp but talk cock for awhile only... after lunch go do a few hundred questions den go home... fail my pull up, sbj and push up deep deep...

sunday got match again at serangoon sec sch... if i remember correctly, this is the place where i play my 1st match for this team... so i am gonna to mark this place with my 1st goal for the team... wish me good luck pple!!!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
1:30 AM
excited excited excited

wooo, later is the assessment liao... dunno they wan me or not... gonna show the letter from cmpb check up on my health conditions... they dun wan me, i go home... if wan me, i chiong chiong chiong...

today after sch went to dear dear's house but during the journey on 72 with leslie and sen rong, we met sumthing sickening... guess wat, the person was sen rong... nb, he damn sick lah... dun see him look decent and fair, he pervertic sia... quote from leslie's blog:

speaking about sen rong... we were on the bus and he and kwan were discussing about my lil sister...

sen rong make this quote.

看到她,我就会buay ta han...

LOLOLOL he sick sia... still want me to bring her out to play L4D... no please no no no.. later you do funny thing to her how i answer to her mother? no no no... rofl...


SICKENING...

go slp liao... byeee

MOI ISH WAN TO USE BACK THE LANGUAGE!!!!!!

Sunday, July 26, 2009
1:20 AM
work work work

jus ended work... earn $50... 1pm to 11pm... job was simple... set up tables, chairs, buffet den pack up everything... in between see people enjoy the buffet food... make me so hungry... stand the whole day now leg so pain... overall simple job...

graduation mood....... WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 19, 2009
7:13 PM
ccb ccb ccb

knn, fucking pissed off at the opponent jus now... fucking dirty... use underhand methods... almost punch that guy... guess wat that guy did??? he fucking pull down my shorts... fucking shit... when he pull down, den i shouted out OIE and he fucking keep shouting OIE like a parrot... everyone was puzzled wat happen... he pull down my pants on purpose den tell the refree that he fell down den thats y pull... fuck off lah...

damn unsatisfied of my performance... miss a 1-on-1 chance... fucking shit...i wanted to win the game and i kept my cool but knn, tio subbed out... once tio subbed out, opponents score... ccb... got suay till like that mah... in the end, lose 1-0... refree also useless lah, so fat cant even fucking run... stand in the middle do nth...

that sch also fucking far lah... i took 160 and if i alight a few stops later, i am in JB dunno wat kota de lah... fucking 4 hrs of travel time and $4 travel fare... ccb...

Friday, July 17, 2009
11:05 PM
pain pain pain

today only did 40 sit ups and tats all the training i did today... wanted to go jogging but slept all the way till 8pm... lazy... jus now career talk was boring but when the speaker suddenly say CRISTIANO RONALDO, i suddenly wake up... LOL...

my muscles are still very pain since wednesday training... took a break today cos sunday got match... tmr gonna do interval jogging and 60 sit ups... sprint den jog, sprint and jog... hope can improve stamina... sunday match going all out to win cos my team long time no win liao... hopefully i can score a goal...

i jus wan to say chengdol loves to eat sour plum... tats all...

any kind souls can help me with my tie??? i mean tie my tie....

1:03 AM
plum plum plum

dunno y suddenly chengdol like to eat sour plum??? hmmm, maybe sumthing special happen to her... hmmmmmmm

after 4 days of training, i dunno y i feel like giving up.... wonder is it myren training too xiong... his gym training already make every parts of my upper body ache... i ran everyday for the past 4 days liao... damn shag... i can see my body getting fitter lah...

i wondering so many days of gym and jogging is it too much for my body??? jus now sprint to catch bus, when i board the bus, i felt nauseous and weak... haizzz

commando assessment is looking at your mind and psychology but good fitness is an advantage... wat shld i do???

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009
2:53 PM
threaten threaten threaten

miss chengdol, dun threaten me hor... my trust with my gf is very solid de hor... training later... chiong ar... for my cristiano ronaldo body and rich tai tai.... WOOOO....

1:34 AM
starving starving starving

days without supper sux man and days without dinner sux too... starving since monday... damn... for me cristiano ronaldo figure and commando, i going all out liao... meeting myren for gym sessions den going for jogging... most prob skip dinner... no RICE...

Monday, July 13, 2009
10:28 AM
song song song

saturday went street soccer and guess wat, tommy joined me... lol... so rare rite... had a nice suntan cos in the past, i always leeveless jersey and only my hands and tanned but not my body... so i decided to wear singlet and make the tone more even...

on the way for soccer, saw jasmine green tea brother on the bus... stare back... he also going for soccer but luckily he playing sumwhere else if not gonna make him cry...

sibei song ar, this sunday match venue at cck lah, near joo koon... sibei song ar... 2hrs journey... reach there liao confirm nua lah... kns...

9:10 AM
disappointed disappointed disappointed

haizzz, my supporters made me so disappointed... all enjoy read the language for so long liao but now all dun wan me continue... fine... i will stop...

saturday went out to orchard and my rich indon fren treat me eat 1 japanese restaurant and sibei sexpensive but nvm, cos not my money... muahaha...

at nite reach home saw 1 pink letter for me... omg, i thought is enlistment letter lai liao but is some other things lor... nb, ask me go vocational assessment at hendon camp... ho seh ar, went google it den found is assessment for commando... wahhh, 28 july... commando i wan go train liao lor... to me, inside ns either i am the best or lousiest... now got good vocation so gonna train liao lah...

hmm, if i go in commando, i am the only 1 inside my gang lor... my gang got sniper, diver, scout and engineer but dun hav commando... anyway, i dun even noe why they shortlisted me... if i pass, going chiong liao... if i fail, gonna chao keng all the way...

train ar!!!!!! I LOVE MONDAYS... saw her again... wooooooooo

Friday, July 10, 2009
11:48 AM
sarpport sarpport sarpport

pls sarpport moi to continue using the all time favourite language...

moi = me
ish = is
huai = why
dip = deep

fail napfa ar!!!!

2:39 AM
du lan du lan du lan

sibei du lan of my gf calling me a retard and childish for the language that i used in my blog. she found it ashamed by linking my blog link on her blog, fearing that her frens may tease her... my language is just to provide extra entertainment and i hope my 5 readers can take it with a pinch of salt... if u are so unhappy, go ahead and close my blog...

Thursday, July 9, 2009
11:42 PM
caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar

omg, moi ish found out a secret... li jing ish actually a caterpillar in disguise... today we ish went to mensa to order stir fry veggie with meat... li jing ish order a green veggie with stem and leaves... she ish eat the leaves but not stem, jus like caterpillar... hmm, ish she going to lvl up like my togepi and transform into butterfly... moi ish dunno...

tmr ish napfa lohhh... moi ish going to fail lohhh but moi ish going to try my best... fail with pride... wooo.... hopefully tmr when take school bus no.8 can meet her... hehe...

jus now when moi ish bathing, moi ish wan use my new facial wash... but when moi ish trying to squeeze it out... moi ish dunno huai nth come out... ooo, got sumthing pasting over the hole, mus remove it de... 1st time use facial ish got thing cover the hole de...

moi ish love KFC breakfast dip dip dip dip dip...

saturday will take pics to sexpose my frens dip dip dip... oh yah, still haven sexpose chengdol li...

moi ish not going to use bye liao cos old fashion... not youngster enough... so moi ish going to use

CIAO !!!!

1:41 AM
wii wii wii

today after doing moi crm project, moi ish go meet my gf den we ish go shopping at tampines 1, tampines mall and century... spent $31 on a tie and $10 on a facial wash... sibei sexpensive sia... spent more eating and drinking... die liao lah, moi ish becoming bui bui liao... den moi ish go my cousin house to play WII and the bui bui husky(it ish really damn bui bui like moi)... see pics lah...

chengdol sexposed moi liao!!!


WII time




bui bui husky



moi shall not sexposed



moi shall sexposed chengdol li...

Tuesday, July 7, 2009
11:41 PM


pokemon pokemon pokemon

wj, tis ish for chiu........

3:47 PM
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

jus wan to say moi ish had a wonderful bus trip on monday morning... hehe...

Monday, July 6, 2009
7:47 PM
hello hello hello

hello pple, moi ish so long bo update, u all got miss moi mah??? (pls sa yes hor)

last friday mp judging, moi team ish did quite well... judges say moi team dress well (as usual) and gave quite comments for the book... BUT hope to see more income statements, balance sheet and those financial things... the judges also ask 1 stewpig question, he ish wan to successful in doing tuition centre business but not jus setting up only... knn lah, stewpig judge cannot read my title: 'guide on how to set up a tuition centre in Singapore'. STUPIDDDD...

saturday went for street soccer... sad to say, moi tighs and calf still pain and sore... moi ish very hardworking lah, no doubt de... reason ish the Nike freestyler got come den ish sibei motivate me to be as pro as him... his whole team more or less ish all freestyle de but he leader... moi ish everytime mark him and he ish everytime win me... knn... moi ish small chewren lor, his leg rise up ish at my head height liao... i believe moi ish will win him 1 day using my freestyle tricks (dreaming)...

sunday slack whole day....

ok bye....

Thursday, July 2, 2009
12:41 AM
lies lies lies

not long ago, u ish cheated and went drinking and smoking... now lieing to me again... it dosent matter if u tell me the truth in the end cos u chose to lie to me in the first place... it is a big fat LIE...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009
12:55 AM
anybody interested to buy moi ipod touch??????