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IT'S ME - HMBB

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KWAN JENG BOH aka HMBB 11th November 1987
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PS3 or Wii
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Lappy - depends
New HP (Maybe HTC HERO)
HOLIDAY WITH BABY

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Monday, June 29, 2009
6:01 PM
lousy lousy lousy

jus watch finish AYG singapore vs thailand and no surprise, singapore ish lost 4-1... beh kan... 2 long shots goals and another 2 goals freekick keeper ish cant hold the ball and the siam kia jus tap into empty net... ok, singapore ish beh kan... pui...

jus now moi after lesson ish receive call from a company asking me go down interview for managment trainee... sounds good make me happy... but when moi ish go research on the details... muahaha, investment company... moi ish so disappointed... dun really like this kind of company like those insurance company... ask pple sign this and tat... make moi so sad... thought find a job liao... PUI!!!

ok, moi ish sibei hungry... waiting for my daddy to da bao for me... bye...

Sunday, June 28, 2009
9:26 PM
wow wow wow

wow, yesterday went to watch transformers 2... not bad lah... jus that moi seat wasn't really cos ish at the side... think moi ish wan to watch again... movie was 2 and a half hours... tmd, moi bladder ish almost sexplode liao lor... knn

recently, feel that moi body very weak... keep on got the nauseous feeling... wan to vomit... dunno ish it because of h1n1... damn...

next week wanna go jogging liao... improve moi health... friday ish mp judging... so tmr after sch cut hair... yeahhh... think moi blog need sum pictures... maybe saturday soccer take my frens pics and sexpose them... muahahah... ok bye...

Saturday, June 27, 2009
2:57 AM
wow wow wow

hey pple, go watch this...

http://www.break.com/index/cancelled-wow-account-meltdown.html

leslie didi, were u like that when u sold off your wow account??? lol






the above ish li jing's lousy drawing... cursing me that moi ish will poke chopstick into my nose... moi ish hope her curse dun come true...

Friday, June 26, 2009
8:52 PM
well done well done well done

well done hamizah... her fren got h1n1 and she got direct contact with her... today she got slight fever... yesterday we got lesson with her... damn it... moi ish went over to her table and compare marks... dunno moi ish got infected or not... now i keep coughing and sneezing... OMG... die... hopefully i dun get fever...

today ish go distribute flyers... did some bad things and the person in charge ish give me extra $5... omg... moi ish so guilty now... tmr going watch transformers 2... hopefully moi ish dun spread to whole Singapore...

mr tay, u ish so god damn suay... muahahaha... leslie no need go scratch your car liao...

Thursday, June 25, 2009
6:15 PM
wtf wtf wtf

seriously wtf lor... cant get wat i wanted... 1st time term test did so badly, below 35... tmd, can only blame moiself...

celebrate wat 2nd year anniversary... lj lah... watch wat soccer match... lj lah... go increase my chance of getting h1n1... wtf lah.... give u flowers 1st word is EEEE... tmd wat u wan... wat u wan i always give u and u always got it... me leh... NTH...

thought of enjoying today den tmr can work hard.... give out 600 flyers as short as possible... lj lah... everything spoiler.... seriously no mood to work tmr... u dun always say give 600 flyers very easily... so good u go give yourself lah... kpkb...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
11:59 PM
busy busy busy

moi ish just type finish my sqm essay... now left the gap model haven draw den describe abit ish done finish liao... tmr going to celebrate with moi gf our 2yrs anniversary... maybe ish going to hougang stadium watch sengkang punggol vs tampines rovers cos moi ish wan to support my idol, Alam Shah kor kor... hehe...

friday ish going to distribute flyers earn money... 600pcs for $20... knn, little money but bo bian... saturday ish going to play street soccer in the morning den evening moi ish going cathay watch transformers 2... yeahhhh

ok... bye...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
4:38 PM
omg omg omg

omgggg, moi ish dunno wats happening to me... moi memory had been failing me...like moi already decided wat to do next but in a split second, moi ish forgot everything... for example, this morning moi ish ask moi gf wake me up in the morning... when moi pick up her call, moi cant remember wat am moi supposed to do today... tmd... moi forgot y moi wake up sia den suddenly remember need to go back sch... got more and more such incident happening... am moi going to get lao ren chi dai???

yesterday lagi worse, moi go use body foam to shampoo moi hair... nbcb... moi hair very itchy de lah...

jus now go back sch, while on the bus saw a weird guy... got 1 auntie use coin den neber take the ticket den that guy take the ticket and run to the auntie and say 'sorry auntie, u never take your ticket. later the bus driver blah blah blah' moi ish neber hear properly cos mp3 music loud cant hear... deeply inside my heart, i am actually ROFLOL !!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Monday, June 22, 2009
8:52 AM
sick sick sick

omg, reach school before 9am.... thanks to good bus uncle kpkb pple to move into the back of the bus... den moi ish can squeeze into the bus... no need spend money to 518... woooo...

now moi wan to type sumthing very psychotic... beware...

yesterday nite moi go fetch my gf so ish take 72... saw a very usual face... botak, tan and handsome... yes, it's a guy but a psycho... the last time moi saw this guy, he was abit mentally unstable... constantly talking and smiling to himself... den when there is an empty sit beside a girl, he will go take the seat and look at the girl from head to toe...

ok, here comes the sick part... me and that guy sit at the last row of double deck... got 1 long row of seat and 2 rows of seats by the seat (u all shld know lah)... moi was sitting at the row at the side of the bus de and that guy sit at the long row de... so 1 couple sit at the same row as me, another couple sit opposite me den another couple sit at the same row as that guy...

tmd psycho lah, that guy as usual scan the 3 girls from head to toe lah... den the couple sit the same row as him change seats... the guy use his hand and feel the warmth of the seat of the lady occupy... den leh, the couple opposite moi and the couple same row as the guy alight the bus... the guy did sumthing that surprise moi...

he went to SMELL and feel the seats of those ladies sit... nbcb, more psychotic than 3 guys 1 hammer... NBCB.... wats so nice to smell... siao de... extremely sick...

Sunday, June 21, 2009
5:37 PM
Well Done

moi ish prepare to get a D for my MP liao... lousy groupmates, lousy project... life sux... ask them print out let tay yang how read, can tell moi tay yang how never reply sms so never submit... well done... ask to call publisher ask for quotations, also haven call yet... well done... presentation skills so beh kan summore, how to score... go eat shit lah, toopig mat... bunch of babis... moi part also beh kan, did on licenses, permits and taxes.... all government issues, how to retype into own words... knn... MP sure die....

tmd, at the beginning, shouldnt gian the vietnam trip den grp up with them... go there suffer... tmd... write wat stupid lan jiao book... bullshit lah...

4:15 PM
Bankrupt...

recent update: lost 1.3k sgd, fall sick, no money left, looking for part time jobs and selling my ipod touch away...

simple update...

hello

gd bye...

Friday, June 12, 2009
1:33 PM
emo emo emo

actually moi ish still emo-ing over the funeral cos moi cousin ish sibei jia lat lor... single child, father got abit of ermmmm, shld say depression from the pov of western medical but from pov of chinese, should say possessed... ok lah, his father ish got some improvements liao heard from my mother but hopefully ish can continue lah.... haizzz... see moi cousin's msn nick i also sibei emo liao lor.... hence, i decided to give him moi ds lite... dun ask moi y lah, jus feel like doing it...

nbcb, my collarbone ish still swollen from last sunday match... that stewpig chinese dunno y for wat play so rough... ownself cant clear the ball, i got it den come elbow moi... refree ish oso stoopig, never see anything... i lie down there trying to grasp for air but the ref stand there watching... knn... sunday match we lost lah, conceding soft goals as usual... our most reliable centre dunno y ish off-form... haiz...

i did well though... muahahaha... 1st corner, opponents kick corner in den moi gk stewpid, never go catch... heng heng, moi ish alert liao, go clear from goal line lor... 2nd corner, moi defender beh kan, never mark pple properly let pple shoot heng heng kena moi big big tummy... ball ish went out from corner again... huat ar, so heng rite, save moi team from 2 goals...

ok pple, pray hard for moi tonite... hope moi ish can survive from US market tonite...

Thursday, June 11, 2009
8:49 PM
BUSY BUSY BUSY

tmd, moi ish really sibei busy... busy monitoring and earning money but damn no luck... hard to spot good counter... 1 week liao moi only managed to earn $83... still cannot recover moi sch fees and ipod touchyyyy...

last week after term test, moi mama never let me rest enuff ish ask moi go down funeral liao... tiring.... stay till 9.30pm den go fetch my gf den she also went to the funeral... so stay till 2am, moi and my gf walk home den moi ish take cab home.... taxi uncle ish sibei gay, keep talking to moi but moi ish sibei tiring wan to slp... bo bian entertain taxi uncle... haizzz, dunno moi term test can do until how... pray hard can get above 30 i ish song song gao jurong liao...

anyway, moi ish bought a new rubber casing for my ipod touchyyyy... bright yellow colour de and make moi ipod touchyyy look like ferrari sia... chiu wan say look like lamborghini also can.... $22 den ish got 2 extra screen protector and micro fibre cloth....

sibei sianzz ar, moi stock market never earn money ar.... OH GOD, pls let me earn money... moi need DIVINE INTERVENTION... huat ar... (2yrs anniversay coming liao, need money to celebrate...)

anyway, who can teach moi how to cancel moi swear??? a few weeks back, moi ish swear not to trade in Singapore market but recently, moi think i can earn money in singapore market but problem ish how to cancel my swear.... pls teach moi....